I like pretty things and I laugh at corny jokes.

i just wanna hug you til you quit breathing

"pew pew motha fucker"

"pew pew motha fucker"

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deansdamnation:

thespyandthesoldier:

weight-a-second:

me too, Arya, me tooooo

This whole scene is golden.

you could hear arya going through puberty

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sgtfarron:

i’ve never broken a bone so i’m probably indestructible 


Photographer Lalage Snow takes pictures of soldiers’ faces before, during and after the war in Afghanistan.

Photographer Lalage Snow takes pictures of soldiers’ faces before, during and after the war in Afghanistan.

Being responsible for someone’s orgasm is quite the ego boost

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hippiebabysitterr:

today i heard 2 kids talking about buying fake IDs after school and so i started eavesdropping cuz u know thats big kid stuff and then one was like “yeah but is all this really worth it like im pretty sure the fake IDs cost more than the fish we r gonna buy”

to buy fish at petco u have to be 18 or older

they were going to get fakes to buy fish

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lmaoalien:

honestly saying “youre a twig lets get some meat on those bones” is just as offensive and embarrassing as “youre fat, watch what you eat” may not seem like it but trust me

I have literally heard this since I was 5. I’m sitting there like 

ok thanks for letting me know. I’ll eat 2 large pizzas next time. 

lmaoalien:

honestly saying “youre a twig lets get some meat on those bones” is just as offensive and embarrassing as “youre fat, watch what you eat” may not seem like it but trust me

mostly10:

porrn:

Is it just me or you don’t really realise how drunk you are until you are in a bathroom alone???

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